Have you heard? Carrying too many condoms can contribute to a prostitution charge... way to go lawmakers! So glad we're paying you to create an even larger health hazard!
Read an article here...
So in the infinite wisdom of government they have decided that the best new way to identify prostitutes is by the quantity of condoms in their possession. Let's take this logic a little further... so when a prostitute goes out, in order to avoid that part of "sufficient cause" for arrest, she will leave her condoms at home and she and all the Johns will be even more vulnerable to STDs and HIV... the gifts that keep on giving. And in the city where the HIV rates are at an all time high, dissuading people from practicing safe sex is a GREAT idea! (shaking head while pulling hair out)
So to all you politicians in DC... and you know half your names are "John"... better bring your own condoms, but only two, otherwise the police will think you're a prostitute. Brilliant.
At least Just In Case will keep you within the limits of the law... we try to do our part.